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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7694 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
Ores Mined: | 1548 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 4725 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
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