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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9637 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
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