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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5619 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
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