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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1648 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
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