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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1754 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
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