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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 788 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Votes: | 6891 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
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And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!