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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 4298 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 |
New Chunks Explored: | 107719 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
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And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!