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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5136 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 7922 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 458625 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
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