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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 658 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 2669 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 222 |
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