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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2843 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 94 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
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