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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1435 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4225 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
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