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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 6416 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 235 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
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