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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 686 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 7286 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
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