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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 5169 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 216 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
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