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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7944 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
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