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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7647 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 4539 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
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