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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6632 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Mines Excavated: | 1901 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
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