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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 692 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 264 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
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