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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5543 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7287 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 136 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
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