MomCraft: Alzheimer’s Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Lucy’s Lava Adventure: Where Moms and Mobs Mix!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions! Join us and experience the intense drama and twists that will leave you crying like Lucy when she found out the truth about her parents.

Our server is so good, it’s like a video game adapted into a TV show, but even better than The Last of Us! You won’t believe how intense and thrilling it is to play here. And don’t worry, we’re not paid shills like IGN, we just provide the best Minecraft experience out there.

So come join us and let’s have a serious discussion about our server, no meme posting allowed! It’s like replaying Fallout 3, but with even more excitement and fun. Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Love Letters Sent:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Creepers Can Cast Their Ballots

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as politics? Look no further than our server, where we have separate measures for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and even the Wall!

Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9564	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Star Shards Collected:	281	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SneedCraft: Where every block is a Sneed and every creeper is a Sneed too

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as chaotic as a Drawthread featuring Sneed! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Sneed-themed world, complete with Sneed statues, Sneed houses, and even a Sneed rollercoaster!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic Sneed battles where you fight off hordes of evil Sneed clones trying to take over your land. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sneed, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wacky world of Sneed! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to always scream “SNEED” at the top of your lungs before engaging in any activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some Sneed-tastic fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Animals Bred:	85
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Cuties: Pakistani Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Pakistani girls who are ready to show you their building skills and slay some creepers with their mad PvP skills!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce Pakistani girls and take on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond sword of Jinnah or battling the evil Enderdragon who stole all the biryani!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasures and traps that only the bravest Pakistani girls can conquer. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience, come join us and let the Pakistani girls show you how it’s done!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Animals Bred:	152	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SoulSuckingCraft: Where Your Souls Are Safer Than Lost in Lost Bastille!

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Are you tired of losing souls in Dark Souls and ready for a change? Join our Minecraft server where you can’t lose souls because, well, there are no souls to lose! Instead, you can build your own castle in the sky and watch as creepers try to blow it up (spoiler alert: they will fail miserably). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So say goodbye to lost souls and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Unleash the Memes: The Anti-Normalfag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a normalfag in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of friends, girlfriends, college, and jobs. Say goodbye to assholes and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggles of real life.

On our server, you can build your dream world without the fear of being judged or used by others. No more looking like a retard, just pure creativity and fun. And if you’re addicted to drugs, don’t worry – our virtual world is the perfect escape.

So why waste time in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best life online? Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and never look back!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Creepers: Overlord Edition

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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the best girl of Overlord would want to play on it? Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream world and hang out with other players who are just as obsessed with anime as you are.

Join us and you might even run into Ainz Ooal Gown himself, building a castle made entirely out of diamonds while wearing a tutu. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen cosplaying as Albedo.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Crops Grown:	9329	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SnowflakeCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of dealing with the mentally ill, stupid, antisocial, stand offish, parasocial, autistic, angry white people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those pesky white folks once and for all. Our server is a safe haven for those who are fed up with the insanity of the real world. Build your own paradise, free from the clutches of the white man. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and start living your best non-white life in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCows: Where even the cows know what’s up about India

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. We have epic quests that involve battling fierce mobs, exploring hidden dungeons, and even facing off against a giant chicken boss (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and entertaining community you’ll ever come across. From epic build battles to ridiculous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with us.

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the Minecraft universe?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might want to steer clear of that boss battle.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring dialogue? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Explore mysterious switches that do who knows what, embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head, and try to figure out what the heck is going on with our nonsensical victory voiceovers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you do x, y will happen… whatever that means! And don’t even get us started on the budget blown on ridiculous dialogue – Hogwarts Legacy has got nothing on us!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright absurd!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Girl Power Craft: Where all women are secretly creeper queens!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered how to navigate the mysterious world of women? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and learn the secrets to unlocking the hearts of all women, turning them into your loyal pets in no time. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! So come on, join us and become the ultimate master of relationships in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	4034
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pixelated Pick-Up Lines: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, you have the chance to turn into a cute girl and do the deed! That’s right, no more boring blocky characters, now you can be a sassy, stylish lady taking on the Minecraft world in style. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see where your new cute girl persona takes you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!

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Are you tired of dealing with hateful cunts on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! We once had a player who was being a total douchebag, but don’t worry, we swiftly banished them to the Nether where they can be salty for eternity. Join us for a drama-free, cunt-free, and totally epic Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2