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Sexy Commando Craft: Sugoi Masaru’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, Commando 49: It’s Not a Tuna! 3! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained commandos who will protect you from any creepers, zombies, or even evil tuna fish that try to attack you. That’s right, we take our tuna protection very seriously here.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with hidden treasures, rare items, and a never-ending buffet of pizza. Because who doesn’t love pizza while mining for diamonds?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Not-A-Tuna boss, a giant fish with legs who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win exclusive loot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

4. We host weekly build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous and hilarious structures, from giant toilets to pixel art of famous memes. The creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Commando 49: It’s Not a Tuna! 3 today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Smelly SMP: Where Minecraft smells so bad, you’ll wish for chat reports

anti-war, aquatic alliance, bad, borderlands, Chat, custom origins, Discord, Fair moderation, Inclusivity, java, Longevity, Minecraft, Modded, origins mod, Performance, player-driven politics, record keepers, Reports, resource-rich, Safezone, Server invite, Smells, Smelly, smp, Vanilla, Youll

Stinky SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	16 gigs of RAM, dedicated processor cores up to 4.8 GHz, Ryzen 9 5950X CPU
Special Mod	Origins mod with 9 base origins and 61 custom origins

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban or punishment?

Yes, the server emphasizes fair moderation, so you can appeal a ban or punishment for true rulebreaks.

2. Will the server ever reset?

No, there are absolutely NO resets, allowing players to enjoy the server for years.

3. How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?

The server operates on a system where a central area has claims, graves, and rules against griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands is resource-rich but allows these actions.

4. Can I suggest custom origins for the Origins mod?

Yes, you can suggest custom origins, but they need to be high quality and balanced.

5. Are there player-driven factions or teams?

Yes, there are various teams you can join or create, each with their own goals and ideologies.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SkyBlade VS Hypixel

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Comparison of Hypixel and SkyBlade Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Limited cross-play between Bedrock and Java
Wide variety of minigames	Can be overwhelming for new players
Frequent updates and events	Can experience lag due to high player count

SkyBlade

Pros	Cons
Supports Bedrock and Java cross-play	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Large variety of fun minigames	Potential for slower updates
Open to player feedback for improvement	May not have as many players online at all times

FAQ

Q: Which server has a larger player base?

A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to SkyBlade.

Q: Which server supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java?

A: SkyBlade supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java.

Q: Which server has a wider variety of minigames?

A: Both servers offer a wide variety of minigames, but SkyBlade has a larger list of available minigames.

Q: Which server is more open to player feedback for improvement?

A: SkyBlade is more open to player feedback for improvement.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

White Nigga’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace all forms of humor, even if it’s a little questionable! Join us if you want to experience a world where political correctness goes out the window and laughter is the only rule.

On our server, you’ll find players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of comedy, like calling themselves “nigga” even if they’re as white as a snowman. It’s all in good fun, right? So if you’re looking for a place where you can let loose and have a good time without worrying about being too sensitive, then this is the server for you.

Come join us and see just how far we can take our jokes and shenanigans. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget what being offended feels like. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PirateCraft: Shiver Me Blockers

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Ahoy there, me hearties! Welcome to the most swashbuckling Minecraft server on the seven seas! Join us if ye be lookin’ for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, ship battles, and plunderin’ galore!

Why should ye join our crew, ye ask? Well, let me tell ye a tale of a legendary pirate who once sailed these waters. They say he buried his treasure deep within the server, guarded by fearsome creatures and deadly traps. Will ye be the one to uncover his riches and claim the title of Pirate King?

But beware, me mateys, for this server be filled with all sorts of wacky shenanigans. From exploding chickens to dancing skeletons, ye never know what mischief ye might encounter on your journey. So grab yer sword and set sail for the craziest Minecraft adventure ye ever did see!

So what are ye waitin’ for? Join us now and let the plunderin’ begin! Aye aye, my mateys!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	292	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hydra Network

#awesomefeatures, #HydraNetwork, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Friendlycommunity, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Server, Survival, Survival Games

#1 Lifesteal server with friendly community and awesome features. Join our discord for more information

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Nemobox

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Server IP: 5.249.163.31:15051

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AwMine server Minecraft

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Hello dear player!Have you been looking for a high-quality and honest server for MinecraftPE for a long time? Then join us!

We have everything you need for a comfortable game, we also have a caring administration that fights griefers, cheaters and other dishonest players!

Thank you for choosing our project!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ores Mined:	3158	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Sorry, no room for squares or curls on Solarion SMP – just like my hairline!

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Solarion SMP Overview:

About Us	We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members.
Our Vision	Curated roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the essence of Vanilla Minecraft experience.
Community	Welcomes players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within the community with engaging projects and events.
Commitment to The Vanilla Experience	Steadfast commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience, incorporating quality-of-life plugins but abstaining from game-altering features.
Application Process	Comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base, tailored application requirements, join Discord for access to application process and vibrant community.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What version of Minecraft does Solarion SMP operate on?

A: Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4.

Q: What plugins does Solarion SMP use?

A: Some notable plugins used on Solarion SMP include Drop Heads, SinglePlayerSleep, Armor Stand Tools, DiscordSRV, Coreprotect, Simple VoiceChat, and Axgraves.

Q: What is the age group of players on Solarion SMP?

A: The community on Solarion SMP is predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above.

Q: How can I join Solarion SMP?

A: To join Solarion SMP, familiarize yourself with the server rules, apply through the comprehensive whitelist process, and join the Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with the community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixelated Nippon Adventures: Do You Even Craft, Bro?

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Are you tired of dreaming about living in Japan and just want to embrace your inner weeb in Minecraft instead? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated sushi, ninja battles, and a secret hot spring hidden deep within the virtual mountains. Say goodbye to your boring old life and hello to a world where cat girls roam free and ramen flows like water. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave…unless you need to go to the bathroom, in which case, please remember to take breaks. Seriously, we care about your health. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft weeb!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Brits & Banter: The Minecraft Server Where Creepers Say ‘Cheerio, old chap!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a tea party with the Queen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding crumpets, zombie butlers, and a secret underground lair where the ghost of Henry VIII likes to hang out.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Minecraft unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch it. And rumor has it that if you build a replica of Big Ben out of diamond blocks, the server will transform into a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s show England that Minecraft can be a whole lot crazier than tea and crumpets!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

For MC

Adventure, building, city, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Farming, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

ZanaMC is an amazing network with 3 current gamemodes and many more to come! We have a lively community with giveaways, keyalls, and events. Make sure to join us on this adventure!

» Server IP: play.zanamc.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/zanamc

BEDROCK SUPPORTED We support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!

» Generators » Prison » Mob Tycoon

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Angels Cult

Anarchy, Angel’s Cult, Homes, Keep Inventory, Land claiming, minecraft server, Plugins, Profiles, PvE, PvP, Spawn, Survival, Teleporting, Vanilla

————————————————————————————— Angel’s Cult is a classic vanilla Minecraft server with a few plugins such as teleporting, homes, and profiles. There is no land claiming and PvP is always on. Keep inventory is on at spawn, otherwise you will lose your stuff. —————————————————————————————

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dragons Tamed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GamesLabs network VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	GamesLabs Network
Large player base	Unique features and gameplay
Wide variety of minigames	Custom sounds, cosmetics, and challenges
Frequent updates and events	Season pass system
Premium features for donors	High render distance and custom UIs
Active community and forums	Weekly updates and community-driven improvements

**Hypixel FAQ:**

**Q: How many players does Hypixel have?** A: Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of players online at any given time.

**Q: What type of minigames does Hypixel offer?** A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames including popular ones like Bed Wars, SkyWars, and SkyBlock.

**Q: Are there frequent events and updates on Hypixel?** A: Yes, Hypixel regularly hosts events and updates their servers with new content for players to enjoy.

**Q: Do donors receive any special benefits on Hypixel?** A: Yes, donors on Hypixel receive premium features and perks as a thank you for supporting the server.

**GamesLabs Network FAQ:**

**Q: What sets GamesLabs Network apart from other servers?** A: The GamesLabs Network offers unique features such as custom sounds, cosmetics, and challenges for a truly immersive gameplay experience.

**Q: What are the major games on GamesLabs Network?** A: Minescape, Apocalypse, and Battle Of The Heroes are the major games on the GamesLabs Network, each offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience.

**Q: How often are updates released on GamesLabs Network?** A: GamesLabs Network releases weekly updates and listens to their community for improvements, ensuring a fresh and engaging experience for players.

**Q: What is the IP address to join GamesLabs Network?** A: Players can join GamesLabs Network by using the IP address: play.gameslabs.net.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Boobs & Booty: The Vtubing Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our server where all the players are actually Vtubers! That’s right, instead of boring old Steve and Alex, you’ll be playing alongside virtual anime girls and boys who are ready to take on the blocky world of Minecraft in style.

But that’s not all! Our server has the craziest mods you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing llamas? We got you covered.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	177	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5