MomCare Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	New Chunks Explored:	739410
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

WorkLifeCraft SMP

advice, Boundaries, burnout prevention, Communication, flexibility, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, Prioritization, productivity, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Struggling, Support, Time management, Tips, wellness, work-life balance, work-life integration, WorkLifeCraft

Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

Access, Broadband, connectivity, digital divide, digital transformation, elon musk, Expansion, global communication, Infrastructure, innovation, internet, progress, remote areas, rushin, russia, russians, Satellite Internet, Space, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Foreign, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magic Items Found:	8746	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

Alex Chen, Arcadia Bay, Before the Storm, chloe price, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic narrative game, friendship, general, holiday season, LGBTQ Representation, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange General, Lost Records, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, rewind time, smp, strange, supernatural power, true colors

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SisHubComplainsAboutSex

aita, best friends, brother-in-law, Complain, DISRESPECTFUL, Enjoy, family, high sex drive, home, House, husband, Job, Lazy, noise, Obnoxious, quiet down, sex, SisHubComplainsAboutSex, sister, Situation, work ethic

Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1920	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

10. Infinite possibilities, 11. Seeking enlightenment, 12. Quest for knowledge, 13. Unanswered mysteries, 14. Intellectual curiosity, 15. Big questions, 16. Seeking clarity, 17. Wondering minds, 18. Inquisitive nature, 19. Seeking wisdom, 2. Curiosity, 20. Longing for answers., 3. Knowledge seeking, 4. Mysteries of the universe, 5. Philosophical inquiry, 6. Deep thinking, 7. Seeking truth, 8. Life’s biggest questions, 9. Existential pondering, CraftyQA, ultimate question

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Villages Defended:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2519
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Emeralds Found:	9602	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	12
Divine Spears Created:	21	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	9212	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!