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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3603 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 390869 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
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