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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7752 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.