Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Void Armor Forged: 22 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Star Shards Collected: 192
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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