Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Animals Bred: 19 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Astral Projections Made: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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