Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 355 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
New Chunks Explored: 246344 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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