Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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