| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 277 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9993 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1135 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8553 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2537 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9044 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2670 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
Join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Watch as these scientists self-cite like there’s no tomorrow and publish papers like they’re going out of style. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a server full of retracted papers and wild scientists?
So come on down and join the fun! Who knows what kind of crazy experiments and shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server. Don’t miss out on the action, join now!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4619 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 110 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2447 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Current Version | 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric |
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| Server Location | Germany |
| Render Distance | 10 |
| Simulation Distance | 10 |
| Game Mode | Hard |
| World Border | 12,5k x 12,5k |
| FireTick | On (usually) |
If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.
The server restarts rarely and there are no plans to reset the map anytime soon.
Yes, we have a shopping district centered around spawn for all your shopping needs.
Absolutely! You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.
Alongside our vanilla SMP, we also run a modded server using the Craftoria modpack. More information can be found upon joining.
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7601 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3869 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9175 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual kingdom, just like you’ve always dreamed. And the best part? You might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make you the richest player in the game!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will guide you on your quest for glory. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to greatness. And remember, accepting the money in-game is never a bad thing – it’s all part of the game!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 858 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!
Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4110 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Ores Mined: | 2547 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.
So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4161 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8446 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 2373 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4949 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 114 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Mods | BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops |
| Why Join Us |
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| How to Join | Join us on Discord |
You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.
The server runs on Java version 1.21.4
Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.
Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.
Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.
Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.
Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4374 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3348 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.
You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.
And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.
Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1476 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.
Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.
Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4611 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 130 |
Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.
So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!
