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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9942 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.