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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1694 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Votes: | 577 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.