MissileSmuggleCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoChinNoWinCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VetHospitalMassacre

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

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yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Build your own home
PVP other players in arena
Play chat games
Gain exclusive MC items through shop
Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I build my own home on the server?	Yes, you can build your own home.
Are there any PVP options available?	Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
How can I gain exclusive MC items?	You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
Is there a way to become a staff member?	Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Chimeras Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

Board, Digital culture, Fun, internet forum, Joshipedo, Joshipedos, Minecraft, online collaboration, online communication, Online Community, online community building, online community management., online discussion, online engagement, online group, online interaction, online networking, online participation, online platform, online society, reddit, redditors, smp, social media, User-generated content, virtual community

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SongAddict Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Crops Grown:	1100
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9846	Potions Brewed:	62
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

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yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	167
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	9841

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Bot testing

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This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, illustrated guide, Invaders General, Invasion, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Remilia Nephys, Reverie Extended, Server, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, twitter widgets, V4Mirai, Yubicraft

Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5438
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.