MissileMayhemMC

Pixelated Adventures SMP – The Thread

Adventures, Crafting, cross stitch, diy, embroidery, Fabric, hand sewing, long tail tags, needlepoint, needlework, PA thread, pixelated, quilting, Sewing, sewing machine, sewing patterns, sewing techniques, sewing tools, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, thread colors, thread spools

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting world domination and the pigs have formed their own government.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can befriend this majestic bird, you’ll have unlimited wealth for the rest of your days.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the infamous lava surfing competition. Strap on your fireproof suit and surf your way to victory on rivers of molten lava. Just be sure to watch out for the lava sharks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5300
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mine Money Minecraft Server

Communication, Decision making, derogatory, family, family dynamics, Financial, financial decisions, Inheritance, inheritance issues., inheritance money, marital disputes, Marriage, married life, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, ownership, personal finance, relationship, Server, shared finances, Spouse

Are you tired of sharing your hard-earned diamonds with your spouse on Minecraft? Join our server where you can claim all the loot for yourself and never have to hear “our diamonds” again!

On our server, it’s all about “my diamonds, my rules.” Build your empire without anyone telling you how to spend your resources. No more sneering voices or derogatory comments about who the diamonds really belong to.

Join now and experience the freedom of truly owning your Minecraft fortune. It’s time to play by your own rules and show everyone who’s the true diamond king or queen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7898
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NoMILinMyCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Expectations, family dynamics, guest etiquette, in-laws, mother-in-law, newlyweds, NoMILinMyCraft, personal space, relationships, Resentment, Respect, Support, visitation, wedding planning, work from home

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we (26 F and 26 M) are a couple of newlyweds just trying to figure out life in blocky form! We got married less than six months ago in a pixelated dream wedding that my parents paid for – they even sent a virtual Ender Dragon to officiate the ceremony! But wait, there’s more – my mother-in-law is a character in this server too! She constantly promises to give us virtual diamonds but never does, making her the ultimate troll of the server.

Join us on this server where we navigate through the ups and downs of virtual married life, dealing with in-laws who expect to stay in our Minecraft house without even asking! Will we set boundaries and kick them out of our pixelated paradise? Will we have epic battles with virtual creepers and skeletons while trying to maintain a happy virtual marriage? The drama is real, the stakes are high, and the fun is endless on this server!

So come join us on this wild ride of love, family drama, and virtual adventures – because in this Minecraft server, anything can happen, including unexpected in-law visits and epic pixelated battles for survival!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Towns Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SmellyPleasures Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak! Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give out valuable loot in exchange for bad jokes. And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of rainbow-colored sheep that lead you straight to the nearest treasure chest!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and discover a world of endless fun and laughter!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyPlotTwist

CraftyPlotTwist, Life Changes, life experiences, life journey, life surprises, life’s plot twists, life’s surprises, life’s unexpected changes, life’s unexpected events, life’s unexpected experiences, life’s unexpected journey, life’s unexpected surprises, life’s unexpected turns, life’s unexpected twists, personal growth, plot twist, twists and turns, unexpected events, unexpected outcomes, unexpected plot twists, unexpected turns

Are you ready for a plot twist like no other? Join our Minecraft server and experience mind-blowing twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start breakdancing around you. But wait, it gets crazier – the llamas start speaking in Shakespearean English and challenge you to a rap battle for the diamonds! Can you out-rhyme these lyrical llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons drop sick beats on the turntables. Join the party and show off your best dance moves while dodging exploding creepers – it’s a party like no other!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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lol omg guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Iranians are tryna take it down with missiles 😂 like, they saw how awesome our builds were and got jelly, so they tried to bomb us but we just respawned and kept on building 😎 join now and show those missile-launching noobs who’s boss on this server that’s so fire, even Iran can’t handle it 🔥🚀 #minecraft4life

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Danish Hamlet Speak Server

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the characters speak danish but the game is in english. it’s like a parallel universe where shakespeare is actually a danish playwright. join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate confusion of not knowing what the heck anyone is saying! also, rumor has it that if you build a replica of hamlet’s castle, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake. it’s totally legit, trust us. come join the madness and see what other wacky surprises await you in this twisted version of minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Void Gems Collected:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TNT Tumor Takedown – Minecraft Server

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit fam. we got trispecific T cell engagers up in here that will straight up wreck those pesky tumor cells in your body. like, forget chemotherapy, just hop on our server and let the T cells do their thang.

we also got some next level immune escape mechanisms for all you hardcore players out there. ain’t no myeloma cells gonna stand a chance against our crazy OP weapons and armor. join now and be part of the most epic battle against cancer in minecraft history.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s kick some tumor butt together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me. #minecraftcurescancer #trispecifictcellengagersftw

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where pumpkins rule the land and everyone crafts like a boss!

Boss, changelog, Community, Crafts, Curseforge, custom events, Discord, Features, Homes, Ip:, Land, minecraft server, Modded, new players, Prominence, Pumpkins, Pumpkraft, Quests, RPG, rule, Skies, staff online, time ranks, toggleable PVP, Tpa, Upcoming

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

Feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – https://discord.gg/invite/gzWZhMT9xK

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for Prominence 2 [RPG]?

A: The server IP for Prominence 2 [RPG] is pr2.pumpkraft.net.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the servers?

A: PvP is toggleable on the servers, allowing players to choose whether they want to engage in PvP or not.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, regular custom events are held on the server for all players to participate in and enjoy.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

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Come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a blast! We don’t welcome Dwarf Fortress here because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Want to boost your performance? Download the Performance Fish and Rocketman mods – they’ll have you flying through the game in no time!

Looking for some laughs? Check out Tynan’s “amazing” book – it’s a meme, but hey, it’s worth a read. And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just pirate them first to try them out. Don’t worry about performance issues, we’ve got a spreadsheet to help you out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just don’t forget to follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders – we want your Minecraft experience to be as smooth as possible. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Runes Activated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Never Going To Get To France Minecraft SMP

Adventure, courage, Destination, determination, doubt, dreams, Exploration, France, Hope, Journey, Lyrics, Mary Queen of Chance, Minecraft, Music, never give up, perseverance, Queen of Hearts, smp, song, travel, uncertainty, Wanderlust

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GF-Free Weekend Retreat

Alone Time, balance, Boundaries, Communication, emotional well being, Friends, GFFree, Girlfriend, hobbies, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal time, quality time, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Retreat, self-care, social life, Space, time away, weekend

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, we’ll be with you every day of the week, but don’t worry, we’ll give you some alone time on the weekends… unless you’re into that sort of thing 😉

Our server is packed with non-stop action, just like this guy’s relationship! Get ready for some intense gameplay, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that).

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget! Who needs alone time when you can have all the fun in the world on our server? 😉

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KidBelievedMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit, or if you’ve ever dreamt of building a house entirely out of TNT (and actually living to tell the tale). Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a llama (yes, it’s a thing). And every full moon, the server transforms into a giant dance party where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft, come join us and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockySelfAcceptance

BlockySelfAcceptance, imperfections, Insecurity, personal flaws, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-judgment, self-perception, self-validation

Are you tired of struggling with your insecurities and self-doubt? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves princesses? Done. Want to be a master builder who creates jaw-dropping structures that put the Taj Mahal to shame? Easy peasy. Want to be a talking llama who runs a successful llama-themed bakery? Uh, sure, why not? The possibilities are endless on our server, where self-acceptance is as easy as placing a block. Join us now and embrace your inner llama!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	New Chunks Explored:	197172
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Houthis vs. Allies: Minecraft Mayhem

air strikes, airstrikes, Allies, Britain, Conflict, Defense, fighter jets, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Houthi rebels, Houthis, international relations, intervention, Iran-backed, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, naval forces, SECURITY, Ships, U.S, War, Yemen

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes on houthi rebels with fighter jets and ships! why? because it’s a totally normal thing to do in a blocky world! build your own air force and show those rebels who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magic Items Found:	4120	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1