MissileMayhemMC

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3478
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	9354	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Runes Activated:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyWelcomeCulture

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so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Holy Coconut

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We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Raftel

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PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineReam Minecraft Server

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MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Animals Bred:	57	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockyLoveReject

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	279
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, military strategy, missile strikes, MissileMayhemMC, NATO involvement, peace negotiations, political leadership, russia, strikes, Ukraine, us missiles, War, zelenskyy

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	147	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ores Mined:	2437	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20