MissileMayhemCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

Communication, computer science, devices, disappearing act, Hardware, heard from again, IT, maintenance, Minecraft, mysterious disappearance, networking, never seen, Operating, Operating systems, smp, software, Support, switches, Systems, technical issues, Technology, Troubleshooting, what gives

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

38 people killed, acknowledgment, air defense system, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chaos, Disaster, downed plane, Evasive, HIGH, international incident, investigation, Kazakhstan, KazakhstanCraft, Kremlin, plane crash, preliminary findings, reaction, Reuters, russia, Russian air defenses, SKY, sources, Tragedy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6119
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Epic Exploration X-Stream 1.20.6

1.20.6, Epic, Exploration, xstream

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1688
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	5481	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Hey you! Yeah, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Why join this server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond castle where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventures, botanical gardens, Explore, family friendly, Golfing, History, holiday destination, Minecraft, nature trails, Oglebay, outdoor activities, Relaxation, resort, SightSeeing, smp, Spa, tourist attraction, travel, vacation, weekend getaway, West Virginia, Zoo

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.

RetroFilm SMP

cinematic masterpiece, classic film, controversial themes, critical examination, cultural evolution, cultural norms, ethical issues, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, historical context, iconic movie, modern perspective, moral dilemmas, outdated values, pop culture, RetroFilm, smp, social commentary, societal critique, societal standards, timeless classic

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8775	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.

But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.

And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.

So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.

JokeMistakeCraft

Behavior, Body language, character traits, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Interpretation, JOKE, JokeMistakeCraft, misunderstanding, Perception, Personality, reactions, reactions to humor, SELF AWARENESS, sense of humor, sense of self, sensitivity, social cues, Social Skills

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	52
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks just for fun, players who ride around on pigs wearing top hats, and players who communicate only in meows. You never know what hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and offer exclusive quests for those brave enough to seek them out. So if you want to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now!

KoreanCraft: POW Edition

Asia, Capture, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Euromaidan Press, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, military capture, Military operations, News, north korean, political tensions, Pow, prisoners of war, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukrainians capturing North Korean POWs like it’s a freakin’ war zone! You gotta see it to believe it, fam. Our players are straight up savage, building bases and taking prisoners like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Brain Face Recognition Fun

Awareness, Brain, brain function, cognition, Cognitive science, face, faces, facial recognition, Fun, Human Behavior, Memory, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, recognition, research, study, subconscious, suppressed, uncanny ability, Unconscious, visual processing

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join this one cuz our players have the brain power to recognize faces even when they’re suppressed! like, how crazy is that?? imagine playing with ppl who can see ur face even when u think u hiding it! join now for a mind-bending experience that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft servers. come on, u know u wanna see what all the hype is about!

Edenor – Private server Minecraft server

atmosphere, Audience, banner, Buildings, DISCOUNT, Events, free pass, group, image, Join, Minecraft, No Private, Pirate, Play, pleasant sides, private server, promotional code, Relax, Roleplay, rp, Survival, Telegram, Two Years, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	136	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

We are a private project, with a pretty good audience, no privates and no signature.

On the server you will find many beautiful and interesting buildings, RP situations and just a good, quiet atmosphere in which you can calmly play and relax.

We have been working for more than two years and show only the pleasant sides of Minecraft!

Do you want to join us?

Subscribe to our group: https://vk.com/edenorrp

To our telegram: https://t.me/edenorrp

Buy a passage on the website: https://edenor.fun/ use the promotional code for a discount “edenormc”!

Or apply for a free pass: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd-asUYQunGAYl0pGbM2gNyCkJQI1SwG6b7huKl5qyf5sFXfg/viewform

mc.edenor.fun

TSMP [roleplay]

alliances, Aventura, Collaborative, Community, custom mods, Discord, Events, Factions, Game, Immersive, Minecraft, misterio, player, Roleplay, Roleplaying, rules, Secrets, Servidor, smp, Story, TSMP, voice chat

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TSMP \| Aventura, Mistério e Roleplay
Location	Brazil (🇧🇷)
Description	Bem-vindo à Ilha Smaragdus, um lugar cheio de segredos, aventuras e histórias épicas! Localizada em um arquipélago isolado, a ilha é controlada pela misteriosa OVI (Organização Visionária Imaginada), uma entidade poderosa e enigmática.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
O que te espera em Smaragdus?	Histórias interligadas, conflitos e alianças, cenário imersivo, narrativas dinâmicas.
Qual é o foco do servidor?	Roleplay colaborativo, onde suas escolhas e ações moldam o futuro da ilha.
Quais são as características principais?	Roleplay imersivo, mods personalizados, voice chat por proximidade, comunidade engajada.
Como posso participar?	Conecte-se à Ilha Smaragdus e descubra os segredos que a OVI e outros não querem que você saiba!

NOSSO DISCORD: https://discord.gg/APMq9QHc

Ethereal Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, beats, BIGGER….., CLARA, coffee, Company, Crashing, Drama, Ethereal, health, Holo, indie sad girls, Melty, next year, niji, outshines, phase, Phasing out, pippa, Realms, Remi, sad girls, Singers

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Towns Built:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We’ve got sad girls, but indie ones are way cooler. Who even drinks coffee? Not us! Singers? Holo is where it’s at. Drama? Niji is the real deal. Clara is a mess waiting to happen. Remi’s health is a ticking time bomb. Pippa won’t survive if things get bigger. So join our server for a chaotic and unpredictable experience!

SMP Minecraft – Femdom SMP General

Biological women, Bloody Christmas Edition, bump limit, christmas lights, Dommes, femdom, Femdom General, general, greedy brat, little elf, loved ones, Minecraft, retards, Royal treatment, santa, Santa’s sack, smp, SUBS, Superior sex, TAS, tq, worshiping women

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	140
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women allowed, because we’re all about that girl power here.

Join us for our belated Bloody Christmas Edition, where we celebrate the holiday season in the most outrageous way possible. Dommes, would you rather be the Santa in charge or watch your sub try to do it while being a greedy brat? Subs, how would you handle being your domme’s little elf, preparing food and maybe even Christmas lights?

Don’t be a retard, enjoy the last week of the year with your loved ones and pay attention to the bump limit. Or else, you might find yourself in Santa’s sack for next year’s festivities!

Previous Edition: [link to previous thread]

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and worship those fabulous females!