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MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ores Mined:	7714	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

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That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Type	Version	Features	Age Restriction
SMP	Java 1.20.1 Fabric	Modded, PVE, Whitelisted	18+

Server Description:

That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

Discord Invite Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
Is there an age restriction?	Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
Can I build and explore freely on the server?	Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
What special features does the server offer?	The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	4185
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Anonymous SMP Experience

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	132223
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pet ChatCraft

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Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	191	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ores Mined:	9207	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyUkrainians

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lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Woof Talkers United

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come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Buildings Constructed:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockyHeirloom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	94	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ParisianParkingMadness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	392	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Meteorite Armor Created:	25