MissileMayhemCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Farms Harvested:	285	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Anonymous SMP Experience

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Crops Grown:	1327
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Items Found:	2483
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pet ChatCraft

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Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyUkrainians

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lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Woof Talkers United

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come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Emeralds Found:	8634
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockyHeirloom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	New Chunks Explored:	954033
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ParisianParkingMadness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

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TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	81	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	5009
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Animals Bred:	194
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13