MissileMayhemCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CreeperAwkwardMoment

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol reduction, clinical trials, drug development, gene silencing, genetic medicine, hyperlipidemia treatment, innovative therapy, Lipid, lipid disorders, lipid lowering, lipid metabolism, Lows, Medical research, mixed hyperlipidemia, novel treatment, patient outcomes, Phase 2b trials, RNAi therapeutic, RNAi therapy, Server, triglycerides, Zodasiran, Zodasirans

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Void Gems Collected:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

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JOIN:	perakee.xyz
MAP:	perakee.xyz:8123

Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

FAQ

What kind of server will it be?

We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

When will the server reset?

The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

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Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	75	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

Artificial Intelligence, autism, Beep, Boop, Captchas, Challenges, cognitive abilities, Difficulty, digital security, Frustration, human error, IQ bell curve, machine learning, problem solving, ROBOT, Slider, slider movement, Technology, technology advancement, verification process

Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Star Shards Collected:	104
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mines Excavated:	3653	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	513346

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
New Chunks Explored:	245183	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1734	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockyLoveIsland

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Legendary Benders SMP

Economy, Factions, Minecraft SMP server Bending Earth Water Air Fire Chi bending Light bending Dark bending Auction Factions Ultimateclaims Land claiming Plugin Videos Money Enemies Power Fun, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, competitive, DISCOUNTS, donation, Elite, Events, Free donation, Fun, MineBlaze, Minecraft, mobs, ONLINE, Promotion, pvp arena, Server, weapons, Weddings

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

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That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Type	Version	Features	Age Restriction
SMP	Java 1.20.1 Fabric	Modded, PVE, Whitelisted	18+

Server Description:

That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

Discord Invite Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
Is there an age restriction?	Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
Can I build and explore freely on the server?	Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
What special features does the server offer?	The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

bbc fetish, Brazil, cuck fetish, cucks, Cultural differences, facebook groups, fetishization, first world, global perspectives, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, Race, racial dynamics, racial obsession, Server, sexual preferences, social media, societal norms, Stereotypes, whatsapp groups, white cucks

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2391	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Anonymous SMP Experience

ANONYMOUS, asian music, boy band, Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Experience, fan community, Fandom, IDOLS, K-pop group, korean pop, Kpop, Music, Music (Industry), music discussion, music enthusiasts, music fans, No. 69627765, online forum, pop culture, smp, south korea

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Star Shards Collected:	84

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14