so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. we got, like, 200 missiles being fired by Iran, and Israel is, like, freaking out, man. but don’t worry, on this server, you can totally join in on the action and launch your own missiles too! it’s, like, a total blast, literally. join now for some serious consequences, bro!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Farms Harvested: 737 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Mines Excavated: 3502
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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