come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Villages Defended: 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
Void Armor Forged: 17 Meteorites Collected: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition

    GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creeper explosions! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not!

    🤪 Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is filled with more plot twists than a soap opera, with family feuds, lawsuits, and bitter grudges that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman!

    😜 Want to join a server where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the family dynamics? Then hop on board and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions!

    🤩 So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will make you question your own family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness drama that puts the Kardashians to shame? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun

    DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a magical genie is waiting to grant you one dollar for every block you mine! That’s right, just swing your pickaxe and watch the cash flow in. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and enchanted loot. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden treasure room will be granted three wishes by the genie. So start digging, exploring, and racking up those dollars to uncover the ultimate prize!

    Join us now and start your journey to riches and wishes on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew mining could be so profitable and magical at the same time?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 New Chunks Explored: 966956

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

    NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition
    lol do u like drama? do u like action? then join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine vs n.korea war every day! come build ur own bunker and defend against the evil n.korean invaders who are trying to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this intense battle for survival! join now for all the chaos and mayhem u could ever want in a minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

    Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal
    Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Magic Items Found: 8918
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

    ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters
    lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

    we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

    if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

    so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

    come to our server!

    advantages:

    1) blank card

    2) donation does not solve

    3) tube survival and nothing extra

    4) responsive administration!

    5) stability

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

    Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 638
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

    >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Animals Bred: 16 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • InternetFunMinecraftSMP

    InternetFunMinecraftSMP
    Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

    But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Crops Grown: 6511
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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