come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Divine Spears Created: 15 Chimeras Created: 4
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticksโ€”no joke!

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Animals Bred: 54 Enchantments Applied: 239
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Star Shards Collected: 212

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its ownโ€”itโ€™s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Animals Bred: 95
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipopsโ€”itโ€™s become the serverโ€™s favorite snack source.

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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Zombie Dances: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea partiesโ€”talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Putin’s Crash Course Server

    Putin’s Crash Course Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memoryโ€”itโ€™s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

    Homeless Sweep Fail Craft
    so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

    plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

    if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

    so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portalโ€”turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

    Server Type Experimental Vanilla SMP
    Updates Every new snapshot
    Features Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
    Server Technology Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
    Server IP snapshot.pandamium.eu
    Latest Version 1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
    Discord https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
    Website https://www.pandamium.com/

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How often does the server update to new snapshots? The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
    What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server? Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
    Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether? The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
    What are some of the server features available? TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
    How can I reach out for help or support? You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Magic Items Found: 1555
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Crops Grown: 2541
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppiesโ€”seriously!

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  • Lonely Date Minecraft Server

    Lonely Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

    Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

    Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on itโ€”itโ€™s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

    Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United
    Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

    In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

    Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

    But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

    And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushieโ€”itโ€™s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

    BirthdayBash Minecraft Server
    ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŒŸ Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! ๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿ’ฅ

    ๐ŸŽ‰ So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฅณ

    ๐ŸŒธ Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐ŸŒบ

    ๐Ÿ’” But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€

    ๐Ÿ•๏ธ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? ๐Ÿž๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

    ๐Ÿค” Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽฎ #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Farms Harvested: 201 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swingโ€”itโ€™s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • DeckedOutSnitchCraft

    DeckedOutSnitchCraft
    Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

    Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

    Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 39 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

    ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health
    lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny flyโ€”itโ€™s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

    Crafty Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga lovers!

    Join our server and witness the evolution of art in anime and manga right before your very eyes. From stick figures to masterpieces, you’ll see it all on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pixel artists who have mastered the art of creating mind-blowing anime-inspired builds. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and become a pixel art master yourself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine building a house next to Goku or going on a quest with Naruto!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest art evolution adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4795 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Buildings Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Helped Poor Children In Uganda Today Minecraft SMP

    Helped Poor Children In Uganda Today Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fight off zombie hordes to save poor children in Uganda! That’s right, every creeper you kill helps feed a child in need. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one block at a time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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