Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and building a house out of exploding TNT blocks (because why not?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server!

So say goodbye to boring Instagram posts and hello to a world of pure insanity on our Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 82
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyTrolls: No Stream, Just Dreams

    CraftyTrolls: No Stream, Just Dreams
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you tired of boring old servers where streamSisters seethe and ruin all the fun? Well, on our server, streamSisters seethe in the most entertaining way possible!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, on our server, streamSisters seethe in style.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft Madness: 17373 Nintendo Edition

    Minecraft Madness: 17373 Nintendo Edition
    Welcome to our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server, where the pixels are as crisp as a freshly opened bag of Doritos! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, creeper dance parties, and secret dungeons guarded by zombie chickens.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with giant mushrooms and talking cows. They were so amazed by the wonders they found that they never wanted to leave!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, duel with a sword-wielding panda, and discover a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Towns Built: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty Peen Palace

    Crafty Peen Palace
    Come join our Minecraft server! We promise it will cure any snipping trauma you may have experienced as a child. Our server is filled with magical unicorns that will grant you three wishes upon joining. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim like a fish? Easy peasy. Want to eat unlimited amounts of cake without gaining weight? You got it!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have unicorns, dance parties, and ninja llamas to cure all your childhood snipping woes?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Todo’s Trivia Time Minecraft

    Todo’s Trivia Time Minecraft
    Are you ready to embark on the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you!

    Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. Well, that’s just a typical day on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Todo, a wise and all-knowing being who will challenge you with mind-bending riddles and quests. Can you answer this simple question from Todo and unlock the secrets of the universe? Only time will tell!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Oshi’s Block Party

    Oshi’s Block Party

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the NPCs have drama! Picture this: Akane, a fierce warrior, decides to try on Kana’s outfit without asking. Chaos ensues as Kana catches her in the act and a hilarious catfight breaks out. But that’s just a taste of the WILD adventures waiting for you on our server!

    Join us for INSANE battles, OUTRAGEOUS quests, and UNBELIEVABLE shenanigans. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Dimension Hops: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1036
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Queers Server

    Crafty Queers Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with sped ed school shenanigans? Join us and meet a 15 or 16-year-old Latino dude who will become your best friend! Get ready for some crazy escapades as you try to avoid getting in trouble with the teachers.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of bus rides where you can say goodbye to your crush without sitting next to them. And don’t forget about exploring your femboy side by wearing your mom’s clothes (just make sure not to get any cum on them)!

    As you journey through our server, you’ll discover new kinks like femdom and sissy shit that will make you question your life choices. And who knows, you might even find yourself getting hot and bothered by hentai directed towards women!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little shameful along the way!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DetentionCraft: Where Creepers are the Class Clowns

    DetentionCraft: Where Creepers are the Class Clowns
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Imagine a high school class in America, but instead of boring lectures and homework, you get to build and explore in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons with your classmates, ride unicorns to class, and party in the cafeteria like there’s no tomorrow.

    Our teachers are minecraft masters who will guide you through quests and challenges that will blow your mind. And don’t worry about grades here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle in the land.

    So come on and join us for the craziest high school experience you’ll ever have, all in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Server

    PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! This server is so exclusive that NO GIRLS ALLOWED – sorry ladies, this is a boys-only zone!

    Join us on this epic adventure as we follow Lia on her vacation to Japan! Will she battle creepers in the streets of Tokyo? Will she mine diamonds in the shadow of Mount Fuji? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – Lia has a new t-shirt for sale! Get your hands on the limited edition “Lia Juicejack Me” tee and show off your loyalty to the one and only Lia Liker.

    And get ready for 2024, when Lia will debut a brand new outfit and an original song! It’s going to be more epic than a creeper explosion!

    Don’t miss out on the VTL Academy games, where Lia will be showing off her skills on April 20-21. And get hyped for Phase Wars 2, where Lia is teaming up with Uruka, Lumi, Shiina, and Airi to dominate the competition!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server, pledge your undying love to Lia, and never look at another girl again. Only Lia will ever love you back. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

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    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Animals Bred: 17 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build

    BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite players can survive! If you’re tired of playing with noobs who can’t even build a proper dirt hut, then this is the place for you.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas and creeper unicorns in our custom-designed unicorn forest. Don’t worry, our unicorn armor will protect you from their deadly attacks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. Just be careful not to anger the chicken mafia that protects it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another noob. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

    SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

    Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyPunishRavens – #409

    CraftyPunishRavens – #409
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

    Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

    Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

    And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

    AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Animals Bred: 163
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

    LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

    Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

    Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

    Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 62

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

    DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 303

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

    PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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