MineTrumpBorderTroop | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EcoCraft: Shocking Sales Drop!

Automotive Industry, Automotive Market, car sales, Decline, Decrease, Drop, EcoCraft, electric cars, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shocking.., tesla, tesla model 3, tesla model s, tesla model x

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	31
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! it’s like a circus up in here, but wit blocky animals!

one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the creepers down it, it was epic! and another time, someone made a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

also, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, shhh don’t tell anyone! and if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u get a lifetime supply of diamond swords, no joke!

so come on, join us on this wacky minecraft server and let’s have some blocky fun together!

Rivers’ Buddy Holly Minecraft Server

1990s fashion, 90s music, 90s nostalgia, Alternative Rock, buddy, buddy holly, Glasses, holly, iconic hairstyles, iconic look, iconic music videos, iconic musicians, long tail tags, Minecraft, music history, music video, Nostalgia, pop culture, Rivers, Rivers Cuomo, rock bands, Rock Music, Server, WEEZER

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE ON OUR SERVER! WHY SHOULD U JOIN, U ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER DECIDED TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND NOW HE’S THE KING OF THE DANCE FLOOR! IF U WANNA SEE CREEPERS MOONWALKING, JOIN OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT STEVE ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH A CARROT? TRUE STORY! SO, IF U WANNA SEE CRAZY STUFF LIKE THAT, COME JOIN US! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CHEESE! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Right Wing Rulers – Minority Menace

#endorsement, BIAS, conservatism, discrimination, group dynamics, group identity, INDIVIDUALS, intergroup relations, intolerance, Menace, Minority, minority groups, political beliefs, power dynamics, prejudice, psychological research, research, right-wing authoritarianism, rulers, social attitudes, social psychology, societal norms, threat perception, WING

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Potions Brewed:	100
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

So, like, you know how some peeps are all about that right-wing stuff and think minorities are like, super scary? Well, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you can let out all that fear and aggression in a totally virtual way! Build walls to keep out those pesky mobs and show those creepers who’s boss! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the “threat” of minority groups in the game. It’s like a right-wing authoritarian’s dream come true! Join now and let your inner fearmonger run wild!

SilentShelter

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

New released Factions server with a lot of custom features like Dungeons, custom items and more. Join us for fun, we’re open 24/7 on a dedicated server. We are recruiting new staff members.

play.silentshelter.com

Mystic Enigma 1.21.1

1.21.1, ape linebackers, Attitudes, confusion, dating options, Enigma, erasure, gangbanged, impurity, Innocence, interracial, mystic, niggers, promiscuity, purity, Race, racism, Stereotypes, white race, white women

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want a place where white girls can be safe from niggers and ape linebackers! We don’t promote impurity, only pure Minecraft fun! Don’t be a hypocrite, come join us and protect the white race in our blocky world! Let’s build a community where white girls can be innocent and safe from niggers and ape linebackers! Join now for a pure Minecraft experience!

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

career development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Employee, Feedback, HonestCraft, Honesty, honesty in feedback, honesty in references, job application, Job Interview, job reference, Job Search, Minecraft, Professionalism, reference etiquette, reference request, Server, supervisor, Support, Time management, work ethic, young professional

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	3936
Love Letters Sent:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story of a front desk staff member who couldn’t handle the truth.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sugarcoats everything? Well, look no further! On our server, we value honesty above all else, even if it means losing a reference for a job. Who needs a reference when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you?

Join us and experience the thrill of being at a loss for words, just like the supervisors in this story. Will you handle situations like a pro or get caught off guard like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always brewing and the honesty is always flowing. Who needs a job reference when you have a community like this to be a part of? Let’s make some memories together, one outrageous story at a time!

HubbyCraft: Shareholders Wanted!

acknowledgment, Business, business ownership, Communication, cultural bias, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, family business, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Gratitude, HubbyCraft, international marriage, Marriage, ownership, Partnership, Respect, shareholders, Support, wanted, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	2838
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this wild story! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with pixelated fun and excitement.

Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.

Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.

So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!

ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Crops Grown:	6542
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Potions Brewed:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Void Armor Forged:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Omega Age Boost Server

age, ageing process, anti-aging, biological age, Boost, cellular health, daily dose, dietary supplement, essential fatty acid, health benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, Longevity, longevity trial, omega, omega-3, Preventive medicine., REJUVENATION, research study, scientific findings, Server, slow aging, trial, wellness intervention

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, Like.., Music, MysticCraft, No. 94941516, ONLINE, Popular, Realms, Share, social media, trending, uh oh, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with pickaxes and TNT!

And the best part? You can build your own empire, rule over your friends, and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. Who needs real life when you can be a virtual kingpin?

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness and pixelated mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HusbandHoggingMCServer

Army, Attention, baby, Communication, Conflict, family time, Friends, Gaming, husband, HusbandHoggingMCServer, Marriage, military wife, parenting, quality time, relationships, Relaxation, soulmate, Support, Tears, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of your husband ignoring you and your beautiful baby to play video games for 18 hours straight? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your husband becomes addicted to building virtual blocks instead of ignoring his family.

Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.

So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!

HelmetHeistCraft

Argument, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, dog pee, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, gift, Gratitude, Helmet, HelmetHeistCraft, misunderstanding, moped, ownership, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, Value

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Void Armor Forged:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Votes:	1159
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5127
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of helmet drama like never before! Join us and immerse yourself in the epic tale of a girl who gave away her pee-smelling helmet, only to demand it back when it was fresh and clean. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and keeps the helmet, or will you be the villain who tries to sell it for profit? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!

Players:	90/900	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	210	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4