NEW SMP SERVER OPENING SOON! MINESORY! IP ADDRESS: mc.minesory.com
Come join and invite all your friends to have a good time playing on the brand new minesory minecraft server
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 9305 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058
Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.
Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5498 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us as we celebrate the downfall of normie guys who used to bully us, and watch as they spiral into despair over their lack of female attention.
We’ve single-handedly ruined women’s dating preferences, leaving normies and Aspies alike without a chance for love. But hey, who needs women when you have a thriving community of anime and Pokémon meme enthusiasts?
So come on, embrace your inner Aspie and join our server today! Who needs normies when you can have a blast with us?
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.
So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn. Our community is so epic, it’s like a party that never ends! And if you need a break from all the action, just hop on over to our WoWg community for some laughs and good times.
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Click the link and join us now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you on our server. Last time, we had players battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. What will you do on our server? The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3433 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a deranged cow named Sir Mooington. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a chicken might explode right in your face or when a group of pigs will start breakdancing in the town square.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Forget about blaming your problems on the “meme gender” or whatever excuse you’ve been using. It’s time to take control of your destiny and have some fun in a virtual world where nobody cares how tall you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your way to greatness (or at least distract yourself from your real-life problems for a while). Let’s get gaming, baby!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!
Join us for the chance to battle it out with 6 Guard Thorns and 6 Guard Irene in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And don’t forget about the 5* Sniper Toddifons, who is known for his insane sniping skills that will blow your mind.
But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the legendary 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and the new Amiya Alt in a battle for the ages? Trust us, you won’t want to miss this.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have the one and only 6* Caster Lappland The Decadenza, who is as wild and unpredictable as they come. Plus, who wouldn’t want to log in and claim their very own Sussurro Skin?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of madness and mayhem!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9959 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
First of all, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey with their meow-nificent wisdom and expertise. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server run by cats? It’s the ultimate feline fantasy!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next. It’s like a zoo, but with blocks!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted litter box hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So start digging, my friend!
So come join us at cat.sys, where the adventure is as wild as a catnip-fueled frenzy and the fun never stops. Meow-velous times await you!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
