Miner Metro: Where questing is just a pipe dream! Come get enchanted with towny and pyro plugins, all while dodging those pesky creepers

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Miner Metro Minecraft Server

Overview:

Miner Metro is a Minecraft server with years of experience, featuring tons of quests and custom features like Pipes, Ore block elevators, Custom redstone mechanics, and more. Join our active community with weekly events and competitions!

Server Information:

Website	https://minermetro.fun
Server IP	play.minermetro.fun

Custom Features:

Feature	Description
Pipes	An alternative to hoppers
Ore block elevators	Custom redstone mechanics for easier building and automation
Chunk hoppers	Custom crafting and furnace recipes

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.minermetro.fun in your Minecraft client.
Is there a Discord community?	Yes, our community is active on Discord. Join us at https://discord.com/invite/H7FUHmr9Vf

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen do a reverse image search

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We call it “Reverse Image Search” because we’ve flipped the Minecraft world upside down – literally!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds in the sky, battling creepers underwater, and building your dream castle on the ocean floor. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is confused!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and duel with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe that grants you infinite diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the flip side!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Indo Crew – Where even Minecraft mobs can’t match our population!

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Yo, forget about Indonesia, let’s talk about this mystery country with a population bigger than Colombia! This Minecraft server is like the hidden gem of the gaming world, just waiting to be discovered by all you adventurous players out there.

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of this mysterious land. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures, rare mobs, and even a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks! Who knows what other surprises are waiting to be found?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just think about the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you’re part of the elite group of players who have explored this enigmatic country. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SoullessCraft: Where Your Soul Goes Missing and Your Blocks Go Flying!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the souls have gone! Join us for a wild ride through the afterlife as you battle against zombie pigmen, trade with wandering spirits, and maybe even make a deal with the devil himself for some enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Soul Eater, a mysterious entity that roams the land in search of lost souls to devour. Will you be able to outsmart this formidable foe and claim its power for yourself? Or will you become its next meal?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us where the souls are plentiful and the adventure is endless. Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows…

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	569	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Doggy Diggy Land

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kikeish rules of the jewSA and join a community of proud goyims! Here, you can buy goycohol without needing an ID, but be warned – voting for the government without an ID is strictly prohibited!

Our server is a haven for poltard mutts who hate the joos, but don’t worry, they’re actually the most goyimy ones around. Join us as we navigate through a world where the West has fallen, and anything is possible in our crazy, chaotic land of Minecraft madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and turned it into a wacky wonderland of madness. You never know what they’ll do next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creeper conga lines, zombie breakdancing, and skeleton shuffle-offs are just a few of the things you’ll witness.

3. Our server events are like no other – ever wanted to participate in a sheep shearing competition while riding on the back of a flying pig? Well, now’s your chance!

4. The admins on our server are actually sentient potatoes who have gained self-awareness and now offer sage advice and guidance to all players. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. See you in the virtual world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HappyCraft: Where Smiles Are Mandatory and Griefing Is Prohibited!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed laughter and fun into your gaming experience!

Join us and experience the joy of building a giant roller coaster that catapults unsuspecting players into a pool of lava (don’t worry, they respawn)! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless fowl as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, feather-flinging battles.

So come on down to our server and remember, laughter is the best block to build with!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	226674	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Love Letters Sent:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2294

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness the epic saga of a talking sheep who is destined to save the world from evil creepers with her magical powers of wool!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it that if you can find the enchanted golden carrot hidden somewhere in the city, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a rainbow unicorn!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the next episode of this wild ride!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

$70Craft: Worth Every Penny or Nah? LOL

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Our virtual world is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous!

And get this – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. You’ll be building castles in the sky and riding pigs into battle like a boss!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, it’s worth every penny of that $70 you spent on the game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Beats: The Global Jukebox

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all alone? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to dance like no one’s watching.

Picture this: you’re exploring a vast jungle biome when suddenly, a group of skeletons start breakdancing to the beat of Despacito. Or how about building a castle with your friends while listening to the soothing sounds of Baby Shark on repeat?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Villager who spins the sickest beats all night long. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t even around back then). See you on the dance floor!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Tom’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Guests

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama mayor, who will guide you through the wacky world of blocky adventures. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the End dimension… if you can defeat him in a dance-off, that is.

So what are you waiting for, tom? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those dancing creepers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ShortyCraft: Where Only the Vertically Challenged Survive!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only height requirement is how high you can stack your blocks! We don’t discriminate based on height, so all players are welcome to join our crazy world of building and exploring.

Join us and embark on epic adventures where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored dirt, and even tame dragons to do your bidding. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our virtual realm?

Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain level of building skills, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a magical unicorn and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips. Don’t believe us? Just ask the talking sheep who guards the entrance to our server – he’ll vouch for all the crazy shenanigans that go down here.

So come on, join us and defy the laws of physics, height restrictions, and reality itself in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. It’s a place where anything is possible, as long as you have a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Card Wizards – Magic the Gathering meets Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bunnies rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with fluffy bunnies, magical forests, and epic battles against evil carrot-stealing zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunny kingdom where you can ride giant bunnies into battle and feast on unlimited carrot cake. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that try to ruin your fun.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special “Cowboy” set coming soon, where you can wrangle up some wild bunnies and ride them into the sunset. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bunny madness begin! Trust us, once you hop on this server, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: ‘Kept you waiting, huh?’

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I have been the big boss since 2018! That’s right, I control every military in the world from North Korea to America. My sciences are so advanced that I have created new military technologies that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! I am also the owner of the United States Government. That’s right, I am basically a God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea. The United States media is so far behind me that they are basically living in the Stone Age compared to my advancements.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where the owner is a God and controls the entire world, then come join us! Who needs WW3 when you can have proxy shitposting through weapons on our server? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and exciting server out there. Join now and become a part of my big boss network!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Wolfy’s Woodland Wonders: Where the Creatures Are Always Hungry for Adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where we think about the wolf’s dick and ponder life’s deepest mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui, Bonjour Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama happens! Share your exes (or your crushes) in real life and let the chaos unfold. We bring the drama of France right to your Minecraft screen – because why not, merde quoi putain! Join us for a wild ride filled with love triangles, betrayals, and maybe even a French revolution or two. Who needs boring old building when you can have a soap opera in Minecraft? Join now and let the drama begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.