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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7221 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
