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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2797 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!