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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2691 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 330 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!