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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9646 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!