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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4960 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 5884 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!